But no. I got Boll'ed again.
Alone in the Dark (2005)
Well it had Christian Slater as a poor man's Nick Cage. And some cool looking monsters, but I am thinking they are more from the video game than the mind of Boll.
The movie starts out good enough. Ancient Native American artifacts. Monsters that come from a world of darkness. Shadowy government agency. All the things you need for a cool movie.
The build up of combining the artifacts and half-human sleeper agents is also very cool.
In right up to the final battle at the gold mine everything was ok. Slow, but ok.
Then the story just falls apart. Christian Slater's rogue, neer-do-well character is brought back into the fold of the Government organization and then it all goes to crap.
We never learn why the bad guy was doing what he wanted to do, why some of the creatures were out but not all of them. Why Slater's character's implant was "dead". Why Tara Reid still gets work when she can't act for a damn.
These are questions that Uwe Boll will never answer for us.
The monsters were really cool though and that is something.
Tally 27 movies, 24 new.
Game ideas: I should stat up the xenos (hate that name) but maybe I'll just take some of their powers for an advanced Displacer Beast like monster.
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