Monday, February 25, 2019

Monstrous Monday: The Social Justice Witch

File Under: Well...it was only a matter of time really.

EDITED TO ADD: Check out Justin Ryan Isaac's version for Vigilante City.

This is for those guys on Reddit who seem to be easily irritated at what I post!

Alexandria  Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force: New Party Who Dis?
Thought I might do something a little different for my Monstrous Monday.  This is not really a monster in the classical sense but would make for a great NPC who battles injustice, the local patriarchy, or whatever mouthbreathing douches are in your game.

Plus I was inspired by these articles:
Here are some of the fun bits from the video.  Remember there are people that believe this is 100% true.
The good news about the midterm elections is that there is a great opportunity for evil to be exposed in the days and weeks to come,” he said. “It’s been widely publicized that there is a coven of witches that cast spells on President Trump 24 hours a day, seven days a week. This particular coven is found in the southern portion of New York City.”
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“So, right in the middle of all of this, the southern district, in the middle of where these witches are doing the 24/7 spell-casting, we find the territory of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,” Kubal added. “Her district is in the center of all of this going on. Is this a coincidence? Maybe … Is there an evil thread running through this area, trying to dispel diabolical power?”
So how about it.  Let's make a Social Justice Witch!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
7th level Witch Aiséiligh Tradition
Lawful (Good)

Strength 12
Dexterity 15
Constitution 15
Intelligence 18
Wisdom 16
Charisma 18

hp: 32
THAC0: 17
Saving Throw: 9

Occult Powers
Familiar: Small blue bird named "Twitter".
1st level power: Healing Touch
7th level power: Immune to Fear

Spells
First (3): Feel My Pain, Glamour, Minor Fighting Prowess
Second (2): Burning Gaze, Mind Obscure
Third (2): Call Lightning, Witch Wail
Fourth (1): Instant Karma

Yeah, I like it.  Give them Hell AOC!

10 comments:

Unknown said...

Ah, just shitty people being shitty again...

Thanks for posting mate, a goo chuckle!

Denis McCarthy said...

Nice!

heyscot said...

Don't forget her dance power!

Timothy Brannan said...

She does have some sweet dance moves.

Mosker said...

Truth.

And let's not forget the failed attempts at "true names" as an act of destruction. If Elizabeth Warren is Pocohontas, I'm still waiting for her opponents to embrace another ethnic cleansing and call this Sephardic star Anne Frank.

#DontGetMeStartedOnMyPeople

Jeffrey Williams said...

You have her intelligence and wisdom score.., you have them wrong.

Timothy Brannan said...

I figured she graduated Cum Laude from Boston University she would easily be in the 16 to 18 range.

trollsmyth said...

What, no Global Apocalypse ritual that takes 12 years to cast? ;)

Mark Craddock said...

She might have graduated cum laude, but her policies show lower scores ;)

heyscot said...

Examples.

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