I am Alan from Finland and I have always look forward for this day to tell the world about the the great powers of Dr.Zabaza. This great man called Dr.Zabaza was able to bring back my lover who left me, And within the space of 48 hours Dr.Zabaza brought my lover back and since then my love life have been more lovely and peaceful than i ever had. You can also strengthen your relationship or get your lover back by contacting Dr.Zabaza on zabaza.logan@XXXX.com or call him on +XXXXXXXXXXXXX and i assure you that you will get a better relationship after the help of Dr.Zabaza
You can read the original here: http://timbrannan.blogspot.com/2013/11/my-weekend-in-hyperborea.html
I think Dr. Logan Zabaza needs to become my next evil NPC. Obviously some sort of evil wizard. Given that "Alan" is from Finland maybe some LotFP influences should be added!