EDITED TO ADD: Check out Justin Ryan Isaac's version for Vigilante City.
This is for those guys on Reddit who seem to be easily irritated at what I post!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force: New Party Who Dis? |
Plus I was inspired by these articles:
- Conservative Christians Claim Ocasio-Cortez Is A Witch Leading Attack Against Trump
- Dave Kubal Prays Against the Witches and ‘Diabolical Power’ Operating in Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s District
- Evangelical Asks Question No One Would Think To Ask: Is AOC A Witch Or A Demon?
- Wingnut: ‘Spiritual SWAT Team’ Sent to NYC to Deal with ‘Witch’ AOC
The good news about the midterm elections is that there is a great opportunity for evil to be exposed in the days and weeks to come,” he said. “It’s been widely publicized that there is a coven of witches that cast spells on President Trump 24 hours a day, seven days a week. This particular coven is found in the southern portion of New York City.”So how about it. Let's make a Social Justice Witch!
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“So, right in the middle of all of this, the southern district, in the middle of where these witches are doing the 24/7 spell-casting, we find the territory of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez,” Kubal added. “Her district is in the center of all of this going on. Is this a coincidence? Maybe … Is there an evil thread running through this area, trying to dispel diabolical power?”
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
7th level Witch Aiséiligh Tradition
Lawful (Good)
Strength 12
Dexterity 15
Constitution 15
Intelligence 18
Wisdom 16
Charisma 18
hp: 32
THAC0: 17
Saving Throw: 9
Occult Powers
Familiar: Small blue bird named "Twitter".
1st level power: Healing Touch
7th level power: Immune to Fear
Spells
First (3): Feel My Pain, Glamour, Minor Fighting Prowess
Second (2): Burning Gaze, Mind Obscure
Third (2): Call Lightning, Witch Wail
Fourth (1): Instant Karma
Yeah, I like it. Give them Hell AOC!