No movie captures the "Noir of the Nineties" more than "The Crow".
It has been said that the only difference between a slasher flick and an action flick is if the "Last Girl" is a woman or a big action star. The Crow does this in reverse.
The "Last Girl" is Brandon Lee's Eric Draven. Who is not a big hulking action star, but a man engulfed in sadness. The plot, minus the supernatural elements, is not much different than Steven Seagal's "Hard to Kill". The difference, of course, is that Eric Draven is an undead champion of vengeance. He is not a zombie though and he still feels, well, everything.
This leaves us the question. Is The Crow a horror movie?
I still say yes. The horrors visited on Eric and his fiancé Shelly are enough to merit a "Horror" tag. Eric himself, an undead force of vengeance is akin to Freddy and Jason; he just kills bad guys.
In truth, this movie influenced a lot of what we think of as the Modern Supernatural out now. This struck the same chords in people (and often the same people) that "Lost Boys" did. While Lost Boys was very much a product of the late 80s, The Crow is a product of the mid 90s and it's influences reached far and wide. Watch the scene where Eric confronts Top Dollar and his gang and then watch Heath Ledger's Joker confront the criminal underworld in The Dark Knight.
Ultimately the movie is sad.
Sad not just for the subject matter, but sad for the real-world death of Brandon Lee.
Wednesday, October 4, 2017
The Temples of Elemental Evil in the Multiverse
I have been thinking a lot about my interconnected D&D 5 campaigns.
But I need to know my end game. I know all three are coming together at the very end. In the "main" Order of the Platinum Dragon game, the PCs have already been to Hommlett. They know about the Temple of Elemental Evil, so they have a pretty good idea that they are headed back there.
I know that I am planning that have the big bads, or at least their proxies, in the final battle too. But how do I get the characters of three universes together?
Then it dawned on me. There is a Temple of Elemental Evil in every game world.
Let's look at it from this point of view. Nearly every game world (notable exception Mystara) got its genesis from First Edition AD&D. The first level First Edition adventure was T1 The Village of Hommlett. So if you played regularly in any game world there is a good chance that that world had a Hommlett and accordingly a Temple of Elemental Evil.
I thought at first I wanted a Tanelorn-style temple that flitted from world to world. But that is unsatisfactory to me and I already had something like that in Halfway. I thought about having it as a place that exists on all worlds at the same time, but I also have that in West Haven.
So instead I am thinking of something more along the lines of the Altgeld Castles here in Illinois.
On five different campuses here in Illinois there are five gothic-style castles all (except one) called Altgeld Hall. Named after Gov. Altgeld. The rumor was that all these buildings can be combined, Voltron-style, to make one complete castle. There is no facts to back this up, but it is much more fun than the rumors that usually surround campuses in Illinois.
So I propose the following:
Every game world has a Temple of Elemental Evil. Some are decrepit and decayed, others are active and strong, and others still are only just starting. The main feature of these is that all are connected. They can be combined together across time and space to form a giant Temple and Cathedral of Elemental Evil.
For locations, I went to the experts online.
For maps, it will be easy. I can grab one from the T1-4 Supermodule for each world. I can also grab an absolute ton of material from the Princes of the Apocalypse. Appendix C of PotA gives me plenty of ideas of different loacations and backgrounds for the Temple in various game worlds too.
Heroes of the Three Worlds will have to come together to defeat evil and face the ultimate evil in Tharizdûn.
It's gonna be epic!
- There is the Mystara/Oerth combination on my wold of Mystoerth I have been running for The Order of the Platinum Dragon. Which cover all the classic "Greyhawk" modules. Big bad is Lolth.
- There is the one I have been calling The Second Campaign which I have started in the Forgotten Realms (2017 is my year to be introduced to the Realms). I am running other classic 1st modules here too. Big Bad here is Asmodeus. I am including some elements of Dark Sun here too.
- There is a third campaign I have not started completely just yet. It is a resurrection of my old 4e game and deals with the rise of Orcus. Originally I wanted this one to be the Realms but I am likely to set it in the Nentir Vale. Have not decided yet. If I do then I need a better home for the Second Campaign. I'd love to play a little with Krynn, to be honest.
But I need to know my end game. I know all three are coming together at the very end. In the "main" Order of the Platinum Dragon game, the PCs have already been to Hommlett. They know about the Temple of Elemental Evil, so they have a pretty good idea that they are headed back there.
I know that I am planning that have the big bads, or at least their proxies, in the final battle too. But how do I get the characters of three universes together?
Then it dawned on me. There is a Temple of Elemental Evil in every game world.
Let's look at it from this point of view. Nearly every game world (notable exception Mystara) got its genesis from First Edition AD&D. The first level First Edition adventure was T1 The Village of Hommlett. So if you played regularly in any game world there is a good chance that that world had a Hommlett and accordingly a Temple of Elemental Evil.
I thought at first I wanted a Tanelorn-style temple that flitted from world to world. But that is unsatisfactory to me and I already had something like that in Halfway. I thought about having it as a place that exists on all worlds at the same time, but I also have that in West Haven.
So instead I am thinking of something more along the lines of the Altgeld Castles here in Illinois.
On five different campuses here in Illinois there are five gothic-style castles all (except one) called Altgeld Hall. Named after Gov. Altgeld. The rumor was that all these buildings can be combined, Voltron-style, to make one complete castle. There is no facts to back this up, but it is much more fun than the rumors that usually surround campuses in Illinois.
So I propose the following:
Every game world has a Temple of Elemental Evil. Some are decrepit and decayed, others are active and strong, and others still are only just starting. The main feature of these is that all are connected. They can be combined together across time and space to form a giant Temple and Cathedral of Elemental Evil.
For locations, I went to the experts online.
- Forgotten Realms, https://www.facebook.com/groups/335373333286538/permalink/894888417335024/
- Mystara, https://www.facebook.com/groups/2349484166/permalink/10156696389579167/
- Krynn, https://www.facebook.com/groups/1485418471778860/permalink/1910566742597362/
For maps, it will be easy. I can grab one from the T1-4 Supermodule for each world. I can also grab an absolute ton of material from the Princes of the Apocalypse. Appendix C of PotA gives me plenty of ideas of different loacations and backgrounds for the Temple in various game worlds too.
Heroes of the Three Worlds will have to come together to defeat evil and face the ultimate evil in Tharizdûn.
It's gonna be epic!
Tuesday, October 3, 2017
October Horror Movie Challenge: The Shinning (1980)
This might not be the best Stephen King book made into a film, but it is certainly a great one. This is a Stanely Kubrick masterpiece of insanity, murder, and supernatural happenings that few movies can compare too.
This is Kubrick at his best, Nicholson at his most manic, and Stephen King at his most...well, Stephen King.
Connor loved this one. He had known about the movie and many of the scenes for a long time, I mean how could you not? So the movie lived up to the hype in his mind.
Rewatching this now, many years later, I am struck by how much I really enjoyed Kubrick's direction here. His vision may not have been the same as King's, but it is a good vision, even a great one.
This isn't just one of my favorite horror movies it is one of my favorite movies of all time. It's not perfect of course, but it is great.
Watched: 3
This is Kubrick at his best, Nicholson at his most manic, and Stephen King at his most...well, Stephen King.
Connor loved this one. He had known about the movie and many of the scenes for a long time, I mean how could you not? So the movie lived up to the hype in his mind.
Rewatching this now, many years later, I am struck by how much I really enjoyed Kubrick's direction here. His vision may not have been the same as King's, but it is a good vision, even a great one.
This isn't just one of my favorite horror movies it is one of my favorite movies of all time. It's not perfect of course, but it is great.
Watched: 3
Monday, October 2, 2017
October Horror Movie Challenge: The Car (1977)
Ah. This little piece of cinematic trash made to it TV sometime in the late 70s. I am sure I recorded it back in the 80s at one point, and then transferred to another tape in the 90s. I WISH I had kept the commercials in this, but I edited them out to make more room on the tape. That's a lot of work to spend on this movie.
Rewatching this now, 40 years later, I am again taken with the 70s obsession with the Devil. Plus I will never get that horn out of my mind.
The movie is lack luster really. Killer car. People find some really dumb ways to put themselves in the path of this thing.
I remember thinking at the time it was cool concept, but poorly executed.
Connor, predictably, was bored. So was I to be honest.
My memory of this movie is much better than the movie itself. The final scene where the car is blown up and "the devil" is released was also much cooler in my memory than on this tape.
I remember my brothers and sisters watching this and then laughing many years later when a still of the explosion was later used in a supermarket gossip rag as the "face of the devil" in a storm.
Maybe it is time to remake this one. Maybe now with a killer drone.
Watched: 2
Rewatching this now, 40 years later, I am again taken with the 70s obsession with the Devil. Plus I will never get that horn out of my mind.
The movie is lack luster really. Killer car. People find some really dumb ways to put themselves in the path of this thing.
I remember thinking at the time it was cool concept, but poorly executed.
Connor, predictably, was bored. So was I to be honest.
My memory of this movie is much better than the movie itself. The final scene where the car is blown up and "the devil" is released was also much cooler in my memory than on this tape.
I remember my brothers and sisters watching this and then laughing many years later when a still of the explosion was later used in a supermarket gossip rag as the "face of the devil" in a storm.
Maybe it is time to remake this one. Maybe now with a killer drone.
Watched: 2
Rosaleen Norton: The Witch of Kings Cross at a 100
Rosaleen Norton would have been 100 years old today.
She was an occultist, artist, nude model, bi-sexual, and self-proclaimed witch all in a time when women barely had the same civil rights as men.
I first discovered her art back, like many things with me and witches, in the 70s at my local public library.
I am not sure what book it was. I was convinced that she had done a lot of drugs to get these images onto canvas, but I certainly underestimated her.
Recently I had read a bio about her, not a very long one, and how she seemed to have been born to create the life she really wanted. She had numerous obstacles thrown at her, but none of those kept her from being who she was.
You have to respect that.
Even if you do not know her name it is likely you know her art. She had painted a number of images over the years including one of my favorite pictures of Lilith (below).
She had even been charged with obscenity in Austrailia.
You can find out more about her here:
http://www.nationalgeographic.com.au/history/the-witch-of-kings-cross.aspx
Fohat
One of Rosaleen Norton's most controversial images was that of a demon she called Fohat. Representing male sexual power the demon has a goat's head, a man's upper body and a snake for a phallus. Describing this work, she stated that "The goat is the symbol of energy and creativity: the serpent of elemental force and eternity." Needless to say, it got her into some trouble.
In the writings of Theosophy Fohat is a force of male sexual potency. Norton obviously knew this background. The question for us though is Fohat a unique demon or a species? He is likely an incubus, but given the proper name, I am going with "the Lord of Incubi".
Here is for use with my Swords & Wizardry Warlock book.
Fohat
Hit Dice: 13
Armor Class: -1 [20]
Attacks: 2 claws (1d6+3) or 1 weapon (1d10+3)
Saving Throw: 3
Special: Magic resistance (35%), immune to fire, Lilim Abilities, dual forms, Wisdom drain, blood drain, magical abilities, +2 magic weapons to hit, charming voice
Move: 12
Alignment: Chaos
Challenge Level/XP: 24/5,300
Fohat is the Lord of Incubi. They revere him, not due to his ability in combat, but by the number of warlocks he has at his command. There are others though that do challenge his title, but none that are willing to go to war over it.
Fohat appears as a lare man with a goat's head, a man's upper body and the lower portion of a goat. His phallus is a large snake.
While evil, Fohat is the epitome of a "Lover, not a fighter" and he would rather charm his way out of a situation than fight his way out. His voice acts as if hee had a constant Charm Person spell cast and anyone listening to it must save vs. Charm at a -3 or be unable to physically attack him. Even races immune to charming magic can be affected.
His numerous offspring are all Tieflings of a demonic sort.
Fohat is difficult to classify. He shows all the same abilities of one of the Lilim races, but also appears to be part of the Shedim race of demons. He is old, but none (so far) have postulated that he is an Eodemon.
Pacts with Fohat
Fohat takes on young warlocks willingly. Some even say enthusiastically. While he prefers female warlocks, he will take on the odd male warlock with high charisma. The initiate must summon Fohat into a circle. Typically other warlocks of Fohat will summon him with the initiate warlock placed in the circle. The pact is sealed with an act of sexual intercourse with the demon. Warlocks and Witches may form a Grand Coven dedicated to Fohat and they are expected to partake in a Bacchanal on every new moon.
The pact with Fohat is a demonic pact and has all the features of a demonic pact as described on page 7. Additionally, Fohat's warlocks may impose a -2 penalty to anyone attempting to make a saving throw against their charm spells. Warlocks of the Lord of Incubi may also cast the "Bewitch" spells normally available only to witches.
She was an occultist, artist, nude model, bi-sexual, and self-proclaimed witch all in a time when women barely had the same civil rights as men.
I first discovered her art back, like many things with me and witches, in the 70s at my local public library.
I am not sure what book it was. I was convinced that she had done a lot of drugs to get these images onto canvas, but I certainly underestimated her.
Recently I had read a bio about her, not a very long one, and how she seemed to have been born to create the life she really wanted. She had numerous obstacles thrown at her, but none of those kept her from being who she was.
You have to respect that.
Even if you do not know her name it is likely you know her art. She had painted a number of images over the years including one of my favorite pictures of Lilith (below).
She had even been charged with obscenity in Austrailia.
Does this remind anyone of Orcus? |
http://www.nationalgeographic.com.au/history/the-witch-of-kings-cross.aspx
Fohat
One of Rosaleen Norton's most controversial images was that of a demon she called Fohat. Representing male sexual power the demon has a goat's head, a man's upper body and a snake for a phallus. Describing this work, she stated that "The goat is the symbol of energy and creativity: the serpent of elemental force and eternity." Needless to say, it got her into some trouble.
In the writings of Theosophy Fohat is a force of male sexual potency. Norton obviously knew this background. The question for us though is Fohat a unique demon or a species? He is likely an incubus, but given the proper name, I am going with "the Lord of Incubi".
Here is for use with my Swords & Wizardry Warlock book.
Fohat
Hit Dice: 13
Armor Class: -1 [20]
Attacks: 2 claws (1d6+3) or 1 weapon (1d10+3)
Saving Throw: 3
Special: Magic resistance (35%), immune to fire, Lilim Abilities, dual forms, Wisdom drain, blood drain, magical abilities, +2 magic weapons to hit, charming voice
Move: 12
Alignment: Chaos
Challenge Level/XP: 24/5,300
Fohat is the Lord of Incubi. They revere him, not due to his ability in combat, but by the number of warlocks he has at his command. There are others though that do challenge his title, but none that are willing to go to war over it.
Fohat appears as a lare man with a goat's head, a man's upper body and the lower portion of a goat. His phallus is a large snake.
While evil, Fohat is the epitome of a "Lover, not a fighter" and he would rather charm his way out of a situation than fight his way out. His voice acts as if hee had a constant Charm Person spell cast and anyone listening to it must save vs. Charm at a -3 or be unable to physically attack him. Even races immune to charming magic can be affected.
His numerous offspring are all Tieflings of a demonic sort.
Fohat is difficult to classify. He shows all the same abilities of one of the Lilim races, but also appears to be part of the Shedim race of demons. He is old, but none (so far) have postulated that he is an Eodemon.
Pacts with Fohat
Fohat takes on young warlocks willingly. Some even say enthusiastically. While he prefers female warlocks, he will take on the odd male warlock with high charisma. The initiate must summon Fohat into a circle. Typically other warlocks of Fohat will summon him with the initiate warlock placed in the circle. The pact is sealed with an act of sexual intercourse with the demon. Warlocks and Witches may form a Grand Coven dedicated to Fohat and they are expected to partake in a Bacchanal on every new moon.
The pact with Fohat is a demonic pact and has all the features of a demonic pact as described on page 7. Additionally, Fohat's warlocks may impose a -2 penalty to anyone attempting to make a saving throw against their charm spells. Warlocks of the Lord of Incubi may also cast the "Bewitch" spells normally available only to witches.
Sunday, October 1, 2017
October Horror Movie Challenge: The Exorcist (1973)
Let's start this off right with a movie I consider one of the scariest ever made. 1973's The Exorcist.
By today's standard, this movie is slow. In fact my son kept asking for when it was going to get going. But one it get's going, man does it keep going. It is almost relentless, to be honest.
The cast delivers a top notch performance but obviously, the big nod goes to Linda Blair. She ended up nominated for an Academy Award and won a Golden Globe and People's Choice award for her role as possessed girl Regan.
There is a lot going on this movie and there is now, of course, an entire "expanded universe", but this is the first, this is the where it started. Directed by William Friedkin and produced and written (book and screenplay) by William Peter Blatty this movie takes everything I remember about the 70s Occult resurgence and boils it down in a crucible over hell fire.
My son, who has grown up on a steady diet of monster hunting shows like Supernatural, did not see the horror. He had at least a dozen ways in his mind that the demon could have been gotten rid of.
In the end, though he still enjoyed it.
Still, scares the shit out of me.
Watched: 1
By today's standard, this movie is slow. In fact my son kept asking for when it was going to get going. But one it get's going, man does it keep going. It is almost relentless, to be honest.
The cast delivers a top notch performance but obviously, the big nod goes to Linda Blair. She ended up nominated for an Academy Award and won a Golden Globe and People's Choice award for her role as possessed girl Regan.
There is a lot going on this movie and there is now, of course, an entire "expanded universe", but this is the first, this is the where it started. Directed by William Friedkin and produced and written (book and screenplay) by William Peter Blatty this movie takes everything I remember about the 70s Occult resurgence and boils it down in a crucible over hell fire.
My son, who has grown up on a steady diet of monster hunting shows like Supernatural, did not see the horror. He had at least a dozen ways in his mind that the demon could have been gotten rid of.
In the end, though he still enjoyed it.
Still, scares the shit out of me.
Watched: 1
Saturday, September 30, 2017
Zatannurday: Sabrina the Teenage Witch Returns to TV
Sorta-kinda-Zatanna related.
The CW is looking to bringing back Sabrina the Teenage Witch!
http://archiecomics.com/sabrinatv/
http://uproxx.com/tv/chilling-adventures-of-sabrina-tv-series-teenage-witch-riverdale-companion/
I never watched the Melissa Joan Hart series, but I knew all about it.
This new series is based on The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina comic. No idea if it will be part of the Riverdale universe or not, but it should be fun.
The CW is looking to bringing back Sabrina the Teenage Witch!
http://archiecomics.com/sabrinatv/
http://uproxx.com/tv/chilling-adventures-of-sabrina-tv-series-teenage-witch-riverdale-companion/
I never watched the Melissa Joan Hart series, but I knew all about it.
This new series is based on The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina comic. No idea if it will be part of the Riverdale universe or not, but it should be fun.
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