I have been motivated by "The Witch" and ideas for War of the Witch Queens to look for other 16th century tales of witchcraft. I found this little gem on Amazon Prime.
It is a cool little horror tale of a witch and the witchfinder that finds her and "tries" her.
The acting is, well, not great, but it is not terrible either. There is a good story here and some nice little scary bits too. The story is interesting and frankly it's short duration is perfect.
There were a couple of times that I thought some lines or dialogue seemed a little more modern than the setting and there were some other issues, but nothing that detracted from an enjoyable little flick.
I rather enjoyed it to be honest.
2016 Movie tally
Watched: 6
New: 5
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Thursday, October 6, 2016
Wednesday, October 5, 2016
October Horror Movie Challenge: Mystics in Bali (1981)
Mystics in Bali is one of those movies I have known about for years. I have been wanting to see because it had Leyak black magic and a Penanggalan in it. One of the very few movies I have been able to find about them.
Let's get this done first. This movie is not good. The acting is bad, the script is a bit lame and specially effects are bad even by the standards of 1981.
The Leyak, or the black magic witch had an annoying habit of laughing, moaning and talking like Yoda throughout the entire movie.
Now the basic story is interesting enough; a young American woman researching black magic in a land unknown to most Americans and seduced by the magic.
I won't give away the end save that it was fairly predictable and cliched.
2016 Movie tally
Watched: 5
New: 4
Let's get this done first. This movie is not good. The acting is bad, the script is a bit lame and specially effects are bad even by the standards of 1981.
The Leyak, or the black magic witch had an annoying habit of laughing, moaning and talking like Yoda throughout the entire movie.
Now the basic story is interesting enough; a young American woman researching black magic in a land unknown to most Americans and seduced by the magic.
I won't give away the end save that it was fairly predictable and cliched.
2016 Movie tally
Watched: 5
New: 4
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
October Horror Movie Challenge: Gaslight (1940)
Amber Benson once told me that all great Victorian horror stories need to begin with a murder. Gaslight is no exception. Now there are few things about this movie. First, this is the original British production from 1940, not the "remake" from America in 1944. In truth, they are both remakes of the stage play.
Second, this movie is the origin (or maybe the American one is) of the term "Gaslighting"; or making someone (in particular a woman) think they are insane by manipulating the environment around them. Upfront you can tell that is an adaption of a play. Not that this a bad thing, but there is a certain level of melodrama that comes from a stage play that you can see here.
The film is Noir even if the story is straight out of gothic literature. It makes for a great late-Victorian, early-Edwardian piece. I am calling it horror because there are some fairly horrific implications of this movie. Paul is quite a monster in this, to be honest. I kept wanting him to die a horrible death. His ending is very delicious.
The atmosphere skips between the whimsy I associate with films from the 1940s and the think gothic atmosphere of the story.
I saw the 1944 version years and years ago. This one really reminded me of that one.
2016 Movie tally
Watched: 4
New: 3
Second, this movie is the origin (or maybe the American one is) of the term "Gaslighting"; or making someone (in particular a woman) think they are insane by manipulating the environment around them. Upfront you can tell that is an adaption of a play. Not that this a bad thing, but there is a certain level of melodrama that comes from a stage play that you can see here.
The film is Noir even if the story is straight out of gothic literature. It makes for a great late-Victorian, early-Edwardian piece. I am calling it horror because there are some fairly horrific implications of this movie. Paul is quite a monster in this, to be honest. I kept wanting him to die a horrible death. His ending is very delicious.
The atmosphere skips between the whimsy I associate with films from the 1940s and the think gothic atmosphere of the story.
I saw the 1944 version years and years ago. This one really reminded me of that one.
2016 Movie tally
Watched: 4
New: 3
Monday, October 3, 2016
October Horror Movie Challenge: Event Horizon (1997)
I have been wanting to rewatch this one for ages. I saw it in the theatres and I enjoyed it but my wife considers it one of the worst movies I have ever made her sit through.
There is a lot I had forgot about. Namely a pre-Matrix Laurence Fishburne, a pre-Gotham Sean Pertwee (son of the Third Doctor), a pre-Harry Potter Jason Issacs (Lucius Malfoy) and pre-Nip/Tuck Joely Richardson. The movie is a good mix of sci-fi and horror with elements of Alien, 2001, Hellraiser and the Shinning and maybe just a little bit of Doom.
The "ghosts" or hallucinations or whatever are still pretty cool. Though I kept wanting it all to be a little better than it was. In fact we did get a better one; The Impossible Planet and Satan Pit episodes of Doctor Who.
I still think it is a good mix. The acting is not terribly great, which is odd given who all is in this cast. The vast majority went on to do bigger and better things.
I always thought an adventure based around a lost and then found but haunted spaceship would be great for an RPG. I even started one for one of the versions of the Star Trek RPG after seeing this. The premise was that the Enterprise-B had been lost and now suddenly was located several thousand light-years and about 100 years after it went missing.
There is the White Star supplement, Event Horizon, that obviously takes some cues from this movie.
I am going to have to give it a run sometime. The book is gorgeous and I think better than the movie.
2016 Movie tally
Watched: 3
New: 2
There is a lot I had forgot about. Namely a pre-Matrix Laurence Fishburne, a pre-Gotham Sean Pertwee (son of the Third Doctor), a pre-Harry Potter Jason Issacs (Lucius Malfoy) and pre-Nip/Tuck Joely Richardson. The movie is a good mix of sci-fi and horror with elements of Alien, 2001, Hellraiser and the Shinning and maybe just a little bit of Doom.
The "ghosts" or hallucinations or whatever are still pretty cool. Though I kept wanting it all to be a little better than it was. In fact we did get a better one; The Impossible Planet and Satan Pit episodes of Doctor Who.
I still think it is a good mix. The acting is not terribly great, which is odd given who all is in this cast. The vast majority went on to do bigger and better things.
I always thought an adventure based around a lost and then found but haunted spaceship would be great for an RPG. I even started one for one of the versions of the Star Trek RPG after seeing this. The premise was that the Enterprise-B had been lost and now suddenly was located several thousand light-years and about 100 years after it went missing.
There is the White Star supplement, Event Horizon, that obviously takes some cues from this movie.
I am going to have to give it a run sometime. The book is gorgeous and I think better than the movie.
2016 Movie tally
Watched: 3
New: 2
Sunday, October 2, 2016
October Horror Movie Challenge: The Visit (2015)
This year I am going to watch movies with my 13-year old son Connor as much as possible. He is showing a love for horror and I watched a few with him last year.
This movie is his pick.
The Visit (2015)
Ok. So. This is an M. Night Shyamalan movie. While he is the guy that gave us the brilliant "Sixth Sense" his also the same guy that gave us "The Last Air-Bender". Thankfully he doesn't appear in this movie, though personally, I would have been OK with a non-central or a non-speaking role.
The movie is a "found footage" type movie about a two kids visiting their grandparents for the first time. There are some silly contrivances to get us to a point where the kids have never met their Grandparents before, but you know what, I am going to let that slide.
Tim: I was expecting dreck to be honest and it was a cool little thriller with some gore and good surprises.
Connor: It wasn't that scary. I have seen scarier You Tube videos.
Connor called the big "twist" early in this one. He usually does. Though given this is M. Night the reveal was also a little weak.
The two kid actors though were good. Hope to see them both is other things.
2016 Movie tally
Watched: 2
New: 2
This movie is his pick.
The Visit (2015)
Ok. So. This is an M. Night Shyamalan movie. While he is the guy that gave us the brilliant "Sixth Sense" his also the same guy that gave us "The Last Air-Bender". Thankfully he doesn't appear in this movie, though personally, I would have been OK with a non-central or a non-speaking role.
The movie is a "found footage" type movie about a two kids visiting their grandparents for the first time. There are some silly contrivances to get us to a point where the kids have never met their Grandparents before, but you know what, I am going to let that slide.
Tim: I was expecting dreck to be honest and it was a cool little thriller with some gore and good surprises.
Connor: It wasn't that scary. I have seen scarier You Tube videos.
Connor called the big "twist" early in this one. He usually does. Though given this is M. Night the reveal was also a little weak.
The two kid actors though were good. Hope to see them both is other things.
2016 Movie tally
Watched: 2
New: 2
Saturday, October 1, 2016
October Horror Movie Challenge: The Witch (2015)
Here we are. The October Horror Movie Challenge. I want to start this with a movie that has been sitting on my "to watch" list since it came out earlier this year. I bought the Blu-Ray when it came out so really it is the only choice for my first movie.
It was worth the wait.
Set in New England in 1630 the Witch is a tale of fear. Fear of the unknown, fear of child death, fear of the woods, fear of God (big one), fear of sexual awaking, and yes the fear of Witches.
The movie is beautiful. This is why we have Blu-Rays. It looks like a nature special. It is also thick with atmosphere, the woods are an ever-present threat.
There is so much to love about this movie really. The dialog comes from authentic accounts and trial documents. The legends of the witches are right out of the 17th (and prior) centuries. If you know anything about the witch hunts and myths there are a lot of little things here to really make you happy.
I know. I am going all "fan boy" on what is supposed to be a scary movie. It had it's scary moments. But it is more of a slow boil rather than full on pot boiler.
Personally, I can't wait to check out all the special features on the Blu-Ray.
2016 Movie tally
Watched: 1
New: 1
It was worth the wait.
Set in New England in 1630 the Witch is a tale of fear. Fear of the unknown, fear of child death, fear of the woods, fear of God (big one), fear of sexual awaking, and yes the fear of Witches.
The movie is beautiful. This is why we have Blu-Rays. It looks like a nature special. It is also thick with atmosphere, the woods are an ever-present threat.
There is so much to love about this movie really. The dialog comes from authentic accounts and trial documents. The legends of the witches are right out of the 17th (and prior) centuries. If you know anything about the witch hunts and myths there are a lot of little things here to really make you happy.
I know. I am going all "fan boy" on what is supposed to be a scary movie. It had it's scary moments. But it is more of a slow boil rather than full on pot boiler.
Personally, I can't wait to check out all the special features on the Blu-Ray.
2016 Movie tally
Watched: 1
New: 1
Friday, September 30, 2016
Kickstart Your SCARY Weekend!
Here we are folks. Another Kickstart Your weekend, start of Halloween edition.
First up is a beautiful Swedish RPG, Trudvang Chronicles, in it's last few hours.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1256540796/trudvang-chronicles
It looks fantastic really.
Also tonight at Midnight the October Horror Movie Challenge is set to begin.
+Justin Isaac over at Halls of the Nephilim will be joining me in this.
+Mark Craddock of Crossplanes. He will be doing his "31 Nights of Halloween" again.
Go to his blog every day next month (starting tomorrow!) for 31 Horrific Adversaries for your games.
Last year was a blast and I expect the same this year.
You all ready to start?
First up is a beautiful Swedish RPG, Trudvang Chronicles, in it's last few hours.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1256540796/trudvang-chronicles
It looks fantastic really.
Also tonight at Midnight the October Horror Movie Challenge is set to begin.
+Justin Isaac over at Halls of the Nephilim will be joining me in this.
+Mark Craddock of Crossplanes. He will be doing his "31 Nights of Halloween" again.
Go to his blog every day next month (starting tomorrow!) for 31 Horrific Adversaries for your games.
Last year was a blast and I expect the same this year.
You all ready to start?
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
October Horror Movie Challenge 2016
Once again I am going to participate in the October Horror Movie Challenge.
31 days, 31 movies. 20 have to be new to me.
I am going to try to relate this to gaming as much as possible. Even if it is a weak, "yeah I am going to do this". I see a lot of this happening for my War of the Witch Queens campaign idea.
The challenge was started (near as I know) by Krell Labs. It has moved over to Facebook now.
Go there. Sign-up and watch some scary movies. Or not so scary ones as the case might be.
This year my youngest son will join me for some of these movies. I'll post what he thinks along with my own opinions.
+Justin Isaac over at Halls of the Nephilim will be joinig me in this. It should be a blast!
31 days, 31 movies. 20 have to be new to me.
I am going to try to relate this to gaming as much as possible. Even if it is a weak, "yeah I am going to do this". I see a lot of this happening for my War of the Witch Queens campaign idea.
The challenge was started (near as I know) by Krell Labs. It has moved over to Facebook now.
Go there. Sign-up and watch some scary movies. Or not so scary ones as the case might be.
This year my youngest son will join me for some of these movies. I'll post what he thinks along with my own opinions.
+Justin Isaac over at Halls of the Nephilim will be joinig me in this. It should be a blast!
Sunday, November 1, 2015
October Movie Challenge: Last Minute Additions
Got these in today.
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)
Been wanting to see this one for years. It was a bit campier than I thought it was going to be. And slow. But I am glad I finally caught it.
Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Yeah. I have seen this one a few hundred times. Nothing beats seeing it in a theater full of fans, but HBO has had it on today.
Frankenstein: The True Story (1973)
A three-hour made for TV epic featuring Jane Seymour. One of the first Frankenstein movies I ever saw. Still a lot of fun and I surprised by how much I can remember of it.
Stats
34 Watched / 22 New
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)
Been wanting to see this one for years. It was a bit campier than I thought it was going to be. And slow. But I am glad I finally caught it.
Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
Yeah. I have seen this one a few hundred times. Nothing beats seeing it in a theater full of fans, but HBO has had it on today.
Frankenstein: The True Story (1973)
A three-hour made for TV epic featuring Jane Seymour. One of the first Frankenstein movies I ever saw. Still a lot of fun and I surprised by how much I can remember of it.
Stats
34 Watched / 22 New
Saturday, October 31, 2015
October Movie Challenge: Evil Dead
So. Confession time. I have never seen the first Evil Dead movie in its entirety. Seen Army of Darkness dozens of times. Evil Dead 2 once back in college. But the first? Never all the way through.
Well, that now ended this weekend. Encore had them all on and I made a marathon of them.
I knew the stories of course. Plus I worked on the Army of Darkness core book back in the day so I knew the background. But that is not the same thing really.
Watched Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness. Wonder why I had never watched them all like this before.
Stats
31 Watched / 21 New
Well, that now ended this weekend. Encore had them all on and I made a marathon of them.
I knew the stories of course. Plus I worked on the Army of Darkness core book back in the day so I knew the background. But that is not the same thing really.
Watched Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness. Wonder why I had never watched them all like this before.
Stats
31 Watched / 21 New
October Movie Challenge: Ghostbusters (1984, 1989)
Total cheats on my part. I have seen these both so many times, but there are so much fun.
The special effects look a little dated, but I still love them.
These movies fueled a lot of game ideas that's for certain.
Stats
28 Watched / 20 New
The special effects look a little dated, but I still love them.
These movies fueled a lot of game ideas that's for certain.
Stats
28 Watched / 20 New
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
October Movie Challenge: 1970s Collection
Women, Warlocks and Weirdos...
Here are few I have seen over the last week that I have not had the time to review properly yet.
All are 1970s flicks (with one exception) and most have to do with Satanism or the Occult. All of these have been on my "too watch" list for sometime.
La plus longue nuit du diable (1971)
Also known as "The Devil Walks at Midnight" and "The Succubus". A cursed woman returns to her father's home and proceeds to kill everyone seven deadly sins style long before "Se7en". She is described as a Succubus, but she seems to be a cursed woman. I saw this one originally on VHS many, many years ago. Right around the same time I first saw "Vampyres", so it had to be mid 80s. Been looking for it for years.
Status: Seen
A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973)
NOT part of the "Living Dead" movie franchise nor really about zombies. In truth it would not be Halloween if I didn't watch a Jesús Franco movie. He even appears in the cast as a weird servant that can only utter gibberish. I have to admit I enjoyed that. This movie actually has a little in common with my next two movies. A woman arrives at a castle in England after her father has died only to be drawn into her weird uncle's family of living dead. Like some of Franco's work it is surreal at times, but this was still a fun movie with some nice surprises.
Status: First Time View
Evil Heritage (1976)
Also know as "Satan's Slave". This time, the girl comes to her uncle's home and they are Satanists instead of the living dead. Yes her parents are both dead in this one too. This one features Micheal Gough as the evil uncle and a young Barbara Kellerman who will later play the White Witch of Narnia on the BBC. This one also has a nice twist on the ending.
Status: First Time View
Black Candles (1982)
Ok, not the 70s, but it does have that late 70s feel to it, though the hair and clothes are very much 1980. Stop me if you have heard this one before. A girl travels to England on the death of her...brother this time. Here she met by her sister-in-law who also happens to be the high priestess of a Satanic coven. Her boyfriend gets pulled in and well, wackiness ensues. I liked the ending of this movie the least. I am a little surprised what they got away with in this movie. Depictions of incest, bestiality...it makes the ritual killings look so passe.
Status: First Time View
Moral of the story here? If a family member dies and leaves you a castle...just sell it and keep the money instead.
Stats
26 Watched / 20 New
Here are few I have seen over the last week that I have not had the time to review properly yet.
All are 1970s flicks (with one exception) and most have to do with Satanism or the Occult. All of these have been on my "too watch" list for sometime.
La plus longue nuit du diable (1971)
Also known as "The Devil Walks at Midnight" and "The Succubus". A cursed woman returns to her father's home and proceeds to kill everyone seven deadly sins style long before "Se7en". She is described as a Succubus, but she seems to be a cursed woman. I saw this one originally on VHS many, many years ago. Right around the same time I first saw "Vampyres", so it had to be mid 80s. Been looking for it for years.
Status: Seen
A Virgin Among the Living Dead (1973)
NOT part of the "Living Dead" movie franchise nor really about zombies. In truth it would not be Halloween if I didn't watch a Jesús Franco movie. He even appears in the cast as a weird servant that can only utter gibberish. I have to admit I enjoyed that. This movie actually has a little in common with my next two movies. A woman arrives at a castle in England after her father has died only to be drawn into her weird uncle's family of living dead. Like some of Franco's work it is surreal at times, but this was still a fun movie with some nice surprises.
Status: First Time View
Evil Heritage (1976)
Also know as "Satan's Slave". This time, the girl comes to her uncle's home and they are Satanists instead of the living dead. Yes her parents are both dead in this one too. This one features Micheal Gough as the evil uncle and a young Barbara Kellerman who will later play the White Witch of Narnia on the BBC. This one also has a nice twist on the ending.
Status: First Time View
Black Candles (1982)
Ok, not the 70s, but it does have that late 70s feel to it, though the hair and clothes are very much 1980. Stop me if you have heard this one before. A girl travels to England on the death of her...brother this time. Here she met by her sister-in-law who also happens to be the high priestess of a Satanic coven. Her boyfriend gets pulled in and well, wackiness ensues. I liked the ending of this movie the least. I am a little surprised what they got away with in this movie. Depictions of incest, bestiality...it makes the ritual killings look so passe.
Status: First Time View
Moral of the story here? If a family member dies and leaves you a castle...just sell it and keep the money instead.
Stats
26 Watched / 20 New
October Movie Challenge: Oculus (2013).
Mirrors are scary.
Think about it for a bit. Vampires avoid them. Many cultures cover them or turn them around during funerals. Witches use them to communicate or even pass through. Then there is whole Bloody Mary thing. So Oculus capitalizes on this fear with a scary mirror, two siblings and a warped sense of time with murders.
Karen Gillian drops her normal Scotish accent in favor of an American one in this thriller. She and her brother witnessed something horrible 11 years ago. So bad that we are not told at first, only that her brother, now 21, is just getting out of a mental facility.
Over the course of the movie we learn that their mom went crazy, their dad did too, shot their mother and then tried to kill the kids. Tim, the brother, believes it was because their father was having an affair and their mother caught them. Kaylie believes it is the mirror the family once owned and it is possessed. She runs down the list of all the previous owners and the deaths and tragedies that befell them. Kaylie also has elaborate systems put into place to watch the mirror and keep them safe.
But you know that will all fail.
It was fun seeing Karen Gillian in something very, very removed from Amy Pond.
The movie had a good creep factor to it and the "monster" looked really cool. I was not totally thrilled with the end, but it was also not a surprise to be honest.
It gave me some ideas to use for mirrors in an adventure I am working on.
Stats
22 Watched / 17 New
Think about it for a bit. Vampires avoid them. Many cultures cover them or turn them around during funerals. Witches use them to communicate or even pass through. Then there is whole Bloody Mary thing. So Oculus capitalizes on this fear with a scary mirror, two siblings and a warped sense of time with murders.
Karen Gillian drops her normal Scotish accent in favor of an American one in this thriller. She and her brother witnessed something horrible 11 years ago. So bad that we are not told at first, only that her brother, now 21, is just getting out of a mental facility.
Over the course of the movie we learn that their mom went crazy, their dad did too, shot their mother and then tried to kill the kids. Tim, the brother, believes it was because their father was having an affair and their mother caught them. Kaylie believes it is the mirror the family once owned and it is possessed. She runs down the list of all the previous owners and the deaths and tragedies that befell them. Kaylie also has elaborate systems put into place to watch the mirror and keep them safe.
But you know that will all fail.
It was fun seeing Karen Gillian in something very, very removed from Amy Pond.
The movie had a good creep factor to it and the "monster" looked really cool. I was not totally thrilled with the end, but it was also not a surprise to be honest.
It gave me some ideas to use for mirrors in an adventure I am working on.
Stats
22 Watched / 17 New
Monday, October 26, 2015
October Movie Challenge: The Last Witch Hunter (2015)
Last week's Class Struggles I detailed many (but not all) of the Witch Hunter classes. This last weekend I got a chance to see the movie.
Ok. So this movie is not going to win any awards. But it was still a lot of fun. I have been a Vin Diesel fan since Iron Giant. In this one, he gets to punch things, stab things and generally have a good time.
Vin Diesel is good as the eponymous witch hunter Kaulder. I guess "Melkior" was out of the question. Kaulder is the "no spells" type of Witch Hunter.
Rose Leslie is a lot of fun as "Dream walker" witch Chole and of course Micheal Caine is great in whatever he does. Elijah Wood was also fun to see in a role that goes against type.
Don't go into this movie with high expectations. Go into it know it is a Vin Diesel flick. Though from a gamer's point of view it is geek-worthy to know that he is basically playing his D&D character on screen.
Ok. What else did I like. The Witch Queen was really cool looking and I am happy they kept her "monstrous" rather than turning on the sexual charm.
The "witch bar" was really cool. A place where witches try out different potions and magical concoctions. That is something I could totally steal for my own games (but obviously not of publication).
I also liked the mirror-ish, flashy, "Witch eyes" from the movie. Basically this was so the audience could tell who was really a witch. In my games witches can always tell who is who. Some witch hunters can also learn this. There is the tacit assumption that witches in this world are a different species, much in the same manner as in Kim Harrison's "Hollows" books, Harry Potter and a lot of other media. Interestingly the movie contends that the Black Plauge was cooked up by witches to purge the Earth of humans. So like the Hollows, human diseases do not effect witches. There has to be diseases then that can infect witches that do not harm humans.
There is no doubt that this is a "D&D" movie. The opening scene, which takes place in the past, features a group of hunters. My kids pointed out that the group contained a fighter, a cleric, rangers, even one that could be a thief.
Even Kaulder's sword can be easily stated up. Here it is with some liberties taken.
"Hexenbane"
+1 Sword, +3 Flaming vs. Witches*
Hexenbane is normally a +1 magical sword but in the presence of witches, warlock or evil-aligned spell casters it becomes a +3 Flaming sword. Witches know this sword on sight and any witch below 5th level must save vs. Petrification (or Will or Wisdom) or act as if a fear spell has been cast on them.
I think I want to detail the Dream Walkers in another post.
Stats
21 Watched / 16 New
Ok. So this movie is not going to win any awards. But it was still a lot of fun. I have been a Vin Diesel fan since Iron Giant. In this one, he gets to punch things, stab things and generally have a good time.
Vin Diesel is good as the eponymous witch hunter Kaulder. I guess "Melkior" was out of the question. Kaulder is the "no spells" type of Witch Hunter.
Rose Leslie is a lot of fun as "Dream walker" witch Chole and of course Micheal Caine is great in whatever he does. Elijah Wood was also fun to see in a role that goes against type.
Don't go into this movie with high expectations. Go into it know it is a Vin Diesel flick. Though from a gamer's point of view it is geek-worthy to know that he is basically playing his D&D character on screen.
Ok. What else did I like. The Witch Queen was really cool looking and I am happy they kept her "monstrous" rather than turning on the sexual charm.
The "witch bar" was really cool. A place where witches try out different potions and magical concoctions. That is something I could totally steal for my own games (but obviously not of publication).
I also liked the mirror-ish, flashy, "Witch eyes" from the movie. Basically this was so the audience could tell who was really a witch. In my games witches can always tell who is who. Some witch hunters can also learn this. There is the tacit assumption that witches in this world are a different species, much in the same manner as in Kim Harrison's "Hollows" books, Harry Potter and a lot of other media. Interestingly the movie contends that the Black Plauge was cooked up by witches to purge the Earth of humans. So like the Hollows, human diseases do not effect witches. There has to be diseases then that can infect witches that do not harm humans.
Even Kaulder's sword can be easily stated up. Here it is with some liberties taken.
"Hexenbane"
+1 Sword, +3 Flaming vs. Witches*
Hexenbane is normally a +1 magical sword but in the presence of witches, warlock or evil-aligned spell casters it becomes a +3 Flaming sword. Witches know this sword on sight and any witch below 5th level must save vs. Petrification (or Will or Wisdom) or act as if a fear spell has been cast on them.
I think I want to detail the Dream Walkers in another post.
Stats
21 Watched / 16 New
Sunday, October 25, 2015
October Movie Challenge: Dracula (2006)
We have a saying in our house. "If it is on the BBC then it is going to be good." Well...this movie is really testing that theory.
Edited to add: Turns out this was on ITV. So my theory is still good!
This was part of Masterpiece Theatre and BBC so I really expected a lot more than what I got.
He had some interesting ideas. Secret Society dedicated to the undead. Certain have a use for that. Linking vampirism, blood diseases and syphilis; always fun. Plus another retelling of the Dracula story. I liked the actors that played Seward, Mina and Lucy. Sophia Myles as Lucy was exceptional. But Harker and Van Helsing were a waste.
But I also had a lot of problems with this one.
First of the actor playing Dracula, Marc Warren, was just too young look really. Secondly casting Arthur Holmwood as a villain was a mistake. Killing Harker early, while not original, is still a bad idea. Also there was no Reinfield. That I can't abide by.
I don't have an issue with people tinkering with the Dracula story as long as it is a good story. NBC's Dracula series was a good example. But this one was not.
I had hoped for better to be honest.
Stats
20 Watched / 15 New
Edited to add: Turns out this was on ITV. So my theory is still good!
This was part of Masterpiece Theatre and BBC so I really expected a lot more than what I got.
He had some interesting ideas. Secret Society dedicated to the undead. Certain have a use for that. Linking vampirism, blood diseases and syphilis; always fun. Plus another retelling of the Dracula story. I liked the actors that played Seward, Mina and Lucy. Sophia Myles as Lucy was exceptional. But Harker and Van Helsing were a waste.
But I also had a lot of problems with this one.
First of the actor playing Dracula, Marc Warren, was just too young look really. Secondly casting Arthur Holmwood as a villain was a mistake. Killing Harker early, while not original, is still a bad idea. Also there was no Reinfield. That I can't abide by.
I don't have an issue with people tinkering with the Dracula story as long as it is a good story. NBC's Dracula series was a good example. But this one was not.
I had hoped for better to be honest.
Stats
20 Watched / 15 New
Thursday, October 22, 2015
October Movie Challenge: Wicked Lake (2008)
I am not sure if I have ever said "everything is better when you add witches." It certainly sounds like something I might say. Wicked Lake tests that assumption...and I am not sure it got it right.
Ok I knew I was getting into a third or fourth rate "I Spit On Your Grave" here. But it is no where near as brutal as that movie. There are four women in this one and two different groups of men. Really it is confusing mess.
Here is the basic gist. Women get attacked, the moon rises and they turn the tables on the men and slaughter them all.
The sun comes up and they all swim in the lake naked and have a happy ending.
It amused me in the sense that it was so cheesy and it the formula was so obviously "hey lets add witches and plenty of naked girls to this". There is almost a sincerity in it.
I wonder what other movies could be improved if the women in the film were in fact witches?
Thelma and Louise? Silence of the Lambs? A League of Their Own?
Well the thought amuses me at least.
Stats
19 Watched / 14 New
Ok I knew I was getting into a third or fourth rate "I Spit On Your Grave" here. But it is no where near as brutal as that movie. There are four women in this one and two different groups of men. Really it is confusing mess.
Here is the basic gist. Women get attacked, the moon rises and they turn the tables on the men and slaughter them all.
The sun comes up and they all swim in the lake naked and have a happy ending.
It amused me in the sense that it was so cheesy and it the formula was so obviously "hey lets add witches and plenty of naked girls to this". There is almost a sincerity in it.
I wonder what other movies could be improved if the women in the film were in fact witches?
Thelma and Louise? Silence of the Lambs? A League of Their Own?
Well the thought amuses me at least.
Stats
19 Watched / 14 New
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
October Movie Challenge: Demon Hunter (2005)
Continuing the "Hunter" vibe I also picked up Demon Hunter starring Sean Patrick Flannery in the role of the "brooding loner with a chip on his shoulder and a dark past". The movie is predictable, but it has some nice features.
Billy Drago stars as Asmodeus. Basically he is playing the same character he did on Charmed only now he surrounds himself with more naked women. Drago chews up scenery as a slimy bad guy like no one else save for maybe Eric Roberts.
Tania Deighton plays his succubus lieutenant. She has the look, but I can't tell if her fake fangs make it hard for her to talk or if she is just a bad actress. Her succubus looks really cool. The wings were a nice touch. Yes, she is also featured on the Succubus.net website.
The movie though is predictable, even to the "surprise" ending. But it has some good moments.
This movie has me curious though. Here Asmodeus is played as the Demon of Lust as he is depicted in many older texts and not so much as the King of Hell. I wonder why Gary picked him as the ruler of hell and devils in D&D? Was it because of him being described as the King of Hell in some books? Curious. The classic "Politics of Hell" notwithstanding I am curious about his rise over other names like Baalzebul or even Mephistopheles.
Stats
18 Watched / 13 New
Billy Drago stars as Asmodeus. Basically he is playing the same character he did on Charmed only now he surrounds himself with more naked women. Drago chews up scenery as a slimy bad guy like no one else save for maybe Eric Roberts.
Tania Deighton plays his succubus lieutenant. She has the look, but I can't tell if her fake fangs make it hard for her to talk or if she is just a bad actress. Her succubus looks really cool. The wings were a nice touch. Yes, she is also featured on the Succubus.net website.
The movie though is predictable, even to the "surprise" ending. But it has some good moments.
This movie has me curious though. Here Asmodeus is played as the Demon of Lust as he is depicted in many older texts and not so much as the King of Hell. I wonder why Gary picked him as the ruler of hell and devils in D&D? Was it because of him being described as the King of Hell in some books? Curious. The classic "Politics of Hell" notwithstanding I am curious about his rise over other names like Baalzebul or even Mephistopheles.
Stats
18 Watched / 13 New
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
October Movie Challenge: Hansel & Gretel (2013, 2015)
The Asylum is not really known for quality productions. They are known for fun "mock busters".
Hansel & Gretel (2013) was an obvious jab at the bigger budget "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" and Hansel vs. Gretel from this year could be capitalizing on the Vin Disel "Last Witch Hunter".
Both feature brother and sister witch hunting team Hansel and Gretel Grimm and both feature a battle with the witch/demon Lilith. So really one should expect it is my cup of tea. But...this is the same group of people that gave us three "Sharknado" movies.
I have to admit I crack up every single time someone says "Hansel and Gretel" with a straight face.
Ok so, these are not great movies, but they are not supposed to be. The acting is not great, even by those that should be better. Even the actress for Gretel changed between one movie to the next.
Obviously neither is very scary. But there are some neat ideas for witches and witch hunters here. Though to be fair Hansel kills more people than the witches do.
It also proves my long held belief that being evil makes you better looking.
Stats
17 Watched / 12 New
Hansel & Gretel (2013) was an obvious jab at the bigger budget "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters" and Hansel vs. Gretel from this year could be capitalizing on the Vin Disel "Last Witch Hunter".
Both feature brother and sister witch hunting team Hansel and Gretel Grimm and both feature a battle with the witch/demon Lilith. So really one should expect it is my cup of tea. But...this is the same group of people that gave us three "Sharknado" movies.
I have to admit I crack up every single time someone says "Hansel and Gretel" with a straight face.
Ok so, these are not great movies, but they are not supposed to be. The acting is not great, even by those that should be better. Even the actress for Gretel changed between one movie to the next.
Obviously neither is very scary. But there are some neat ideas for witches and witch hunters here. Though to be fair Hansel kills more people than the witches do.
It also proves my long held belief that being evil makes you better looking.
Stats
17 Watched / 12 New
Monday, October 19, 2015
October Movie Challenge: Weekend Updates
I am SOOOO far behind schedule on this challenge. But I managed to get some movies in, some I have seen before, but my kids wanted to see them.
Pacific Rim (2013)
Giant mechs vs Kaiju. What is there not to love? Caught this on FX even though I have the Blu-Ray. Still though a lot of fun and some good scary moments of giant monsters.
Status: Seen.
Beetlejuice (1988)
Ok, not really scary but also a lot of fun. Kids loved it. The start of Tim Burton's rise to stardom. Great performances by Micheal Keaton and Winona Ryder.
Status: Seen about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
I enjoyed the old Planet of the Apes series but did not care for the 2001 reboot. These two are a better movies. While the CGI is great and convincing there is still a bit of unreality about all of this that sometimes bugs me. I find myself asking how an ape can use a gun designed for human-sized and shaped hands for example. Either way great post apoc fun.
Status: New to me.
La Fille de Dracula (1972)
Another attack of opportunity. Saw it in 2013. Was testing out a new DVD drive in my Frankencomputer and this was the one I grabbed.
Stats
15 Watched / 10 New
Pacific Rim (2013)
Giant mechs vs Kaiju. What is there not to love? Caught this on FX even though I have the Blu-Ray. Still though a lot of fun and some good scary moments of giant monsters.
Status: Seen.
Beetlejuice (1988)
Ok, not really scary but also a lot of fun. Kids loved it. The start of Tim Burton's rise to stardom. Great performances by Micheal Keaton and Winona Ryder.
Status: Seen about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
I enjoyed the old Planet of the Apes series but did not care for the 2001 reboot. These two are a better movies. While the CGI is great and convincing there is still a bit of unreality about all of this that sometimes bugs me. I find myself asking how an ape can use a gun designed for human-sized and shaped hands for example. Either way great post apoc fun.
Status: New to me.
La Fille de Dracula (1972)
Another attack of opportunity. Saw it in 2013. Was testing out a new DVD drive in my Frankencomputer and this was the one I grabbed.
Stats
15 Watched / 10 New
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
October Movie Challenge: Witchhouse (1999)
Ah well. It couldn't last. Witchhouse from the turn of the century (that sounds odd while still being correct...) is neither interesting nor a lot of fun. At least with Full Moon Features (the production company) I'll get a little fun.
Ok. Lilith Le Fay (I am not joking here) invites all her college age friends over to her ancestor's house one May Day eve (Wallpurgis Night) to have a party. In truth she is a witch and she wishes to raise her ancestor Elizabeth Le Fay back from the dead. All her friends are the descendants of the witch hunters who killed Elizabeth.
This could have worked, but honestly the acting was terrible and the plot...well here is an indication of what we are dealing with here. The castle that Lilith stays in is now located in Dunwich, MA but was brought over brick by brick from Scotland.
Including the dungeon.
So lets throw everything we have ever heard of against the wall and see what sticks.
In a note of true tragedy to the movie one of the stars, Dave Oren Ward who played the stoner Tony, was murdered right after the film was done and in post production.
Stats
10 Watched / 8 New
Ok. Lilith Le Fay (I am not joking here) invites all her college age friends over to her ancestor's house one May Day eve (Wallpurgis Night) to have a party. In truth she is a witch and she wishes to raise her ancestor Elizabeth Le Fay back from the dead. All her friends are the descendants of the witch hunters who killed Elizabeth.
This could have worked, but honestly the acting was terrible and the plot...well here is an indication of what we are dealing with here. The castle that Lilith stays in is now located in Dunwich, MA but was brought over brick by brick from Scotland.
Including the dungeon.
So lets throw everything we have ever heard of against the wall and see what sticks.
In a note of true tragedy to the movie one of the stars, Dave Oren Ward who played the stoner Tony, was murdered right after the film was done and in post production.
Stats
10 Watched / 8 New
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