There is always one day in these month-long posting sessions that I have nothing.
Today is that day. I mean I can come with stuff for "Push" don't get me wrong, just nothing I feel inclined to write about in a meaningful way. I usually allow my self a pass on any given day. Today I am taking it.
So here is something "push" related.
I guess Garbage is from the same area as D&D, so there is that.
Wynonna Earp is back for Season 4! Largely due to the efforts of the fans, "Earpers", and so far it has been great.
So I think giving them the NIGHT SHIFT treatment is in order.
Spoilers up to Season 3. Images of the characters by HeroForge.
Strength: 15 (+1)
Dexterity: 20 (+4)
Constitution: 18 (+3)
Intelligence: 12 (0)
Wisdom: 13 (+1)
Charisma: 15 (+1)
HP: 40 (4d8)
AC: 6
Fate Points: 10
Check Bonus (P/S/T): +3/+2/+1
Melee bonus: +2 Ranged bonus: +6
Saves: +2 to all saves
Special Abilities/Skills
Brutal Warrior, Killing Blow, Supernatural Attack, Difficult to Surprise, Improved Defense, Ranged Combat, Survivor Skills, Stunning Blow, Melee Combat, Regeneration of HP, 2 bonus Damage Dice, the Earp Heir.
Equipment
Peacemaker (gun form), whiskey flask.
Wynonna Earp is the great-great-granddaughter of Wyatt Earp and heir to the Earp curse. She is the one that must rid the Ghost River Triangle of all the revenants, or "demon-adjacent" dead that return to battle with the Earp heir.
Strength: 12 (0)
Dexterity: 14 (+1)
Constitution: 17 (+2)
Intelligence: 17 (+2)
Wisdom: 15 (+1)
Charisma: 17 (+1)
HP: 20 (3d4 + 1d6)
AC: 8
Fate Points: 15
Check Bonus (P/S/T): +3/+2/+0
Melee bonus: +2 Ranged bonus: +3
Saves: +3 to Death saves
Special Abilities/Skills
Stealth skills, Danger Sense, Perceptive, Sneak Attack, Read Languages, Suggestion, Lore, Half-angel abilities
Equipment
Shotgun, Earp lore.
Waverly Earp is Wynonna's younger half-sister. She only recently discovered that she is not in fact and Earp, but instead the offspring of Michelle Earp, nee Gibson, and the Angel Julian. She knows the most about the Earp family and curse. She is currently engaged to former Sheriff Nicole Haught.
Strength: 16 (+2)
Dexterity: 17 (+2)
Constitution: 16 (+2)
Intelligence: 16 (+2)
Wisdom: 17 (+2)
Charisma: 18 (+3)
HP: 37 (4d8)
AC: 6
Fate Points: 10
Check Bonus (P/S/T): +3/+2/+0
Melee bonus: +2 Ranged Bonus: +2
Saves: +2 to all saves
Special Abilities/Skills
Combat Expertise, Increased damage, Supernatural attack, Tracking
Equipment
Shotguns, handguns
Sheriff (formerly) Nicole Haught is the only survivor of an attack of demons lead by Bulshar, the demon responsible for all the demonic activity in the Ghost River Triangle and the town of Purgatory. She is smart and resourceful. She is in love with Waverly Earp and just said yes to Waverly's proposal.
Strength: 20 (+4)
Dexterity: 20 (+4)
Constitution: 18 (+3)
Intelligence: 13 (+1)
Wisdom: 15 (+1)
Charisma: 16 (+2)
HP: 42 (5d8)
AC: 6
Fate Points: 10
Check Bonus (P/S/T): +3/+2/+1
Melee bonus: +2 Ranged bonus: +6
Saves: +2 to all saves
Special Abilities/Skills
Combat Expertise, Increased damage, Supernatural attack, Tracking, Vampire abilities
Equipment
Handguns
John Henry "Doc" Holiday was cursed after his friend Wyatt Earp died and had been trapped in a well for 130 years. He was released by Wynonna and they went from being colleagues to friends to lovers. Though with his aging catching up to him Doc went to his ex-wife Kate and became a vampire.
This could be a lot of fun really!
How about a sneak peek at Season 4?
Let's hear that theme song again.
All summer long I have been fairly focused on some "Basic-era" games. In particular OSE, BXRPG, and BECMI. I knew I was going to get a game together using one or more of these rules. I also have a big campaign I want to do, War of the Witch Queens, which I have been going back and forth on; should it be Basic-Era (BECMI in particular) or Castles & Crusades.
The premise is simple really, deceptively so.
While our intrepid adventurers are doing their normal adventuring thing they notice that there are an awful lot of powerful, but low level, witches causing troubles. Making power grabs and largely being a problem. The adventurers discover, but some means not fully developed yet, that the problem is the witch hierarchy is in shambles. Someone has murdered the High Queen of Witches.
I said this bit before, but every 13 years the witches gather to choose a new High Queen of Witches. While all the Witch Queens, leaders of their respective traditions, have a say in truth it is the current High Queen that chooses the new High Queen. This year the witches have gathered and the High Queen has been killed. Every Witch Queen suspects the others and the entire power structure is in shambles.
That is the goal. The characters have to investigate the murder and find out who did it.
Simple, right? Well...the trouble is that for the most part I don't know who did it. At least not yet.
Here are the details.
Who was murdered? The High Queen of Witches.
How was she killed? It looks like a mundane dagger. But that can't be it right??
Why was she killed? Unknow, it is suspected that one of the out-of-favor Queens did it.
Are we sure? No. Witches are not allowed to harm each other. This taboo gets more powerful as the witch increases in level. The powerful the witch, the less able she is to harm another witch. I call this the Pact of Baba Yaga. She demanded that no witch harms another or SHE will come in and do the harming.
Ok, why was she really killed? To destabilize the power base of the witches. The Witch Queens keep the lower level witches in line. They can't harm them directly...but you can be surprised what they can do.
So, this puts me on an investigation of my own. Essentially I have to go through the mystery myself and see where it leads me. But this isn't just a murder mystery. This is a power grab. Someone wanted the High Witch Queen dead to destabilize the witch power structure on purpose. Who would want to do that? The other Witch Queens? No. Can't be one of them. They can't actually harm each other due to the Pact of Baba Yaga. Plus, why would they want too? Without that High Queen the witches will start warring, start causing trouble and basically doing all the things that got them all sent to the gallows and the stake the first time around. Plus any new High Queen is going to spend most of her 13 years ruling just cleaning up the mess of the last 13 months. No. This is someone outside the hierarchy looking to weaken the witches.
But who?
Enter Kelek the Cruel.
Kelek has the notable distinction of being the first AD&D Toy Line product I ever bought. I thought he would be great as an antagonist, but in the end, I never used him. In my investigations of Skylla, I also ran into more details about Kelek. I learned that like Skylla, Kelek was changed to evil by the Heartstone. He also was a friend to Ringlerun, the good wizard. Skylla had been Ringlerun's apprentice, but now she works with Kelek. Kelek seems more than happy to use her to his own ends.
Then I discovered two details that really sold it for me.
First. Kelek was in the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon, Episode "Valley of the Unicorns", where he unwillingly served Venger. That is not the important bit. The important bit is who wrote the episode.
Yes. Paul Dini. The same Paul Dini that invented Harley Quinn, wrote SO MUCH material about Zatanna and gave us the definitive Evil-Lyn episode of the Masters of the Universe, "The Witch and the Warrior."
I don't know about you, but for me, that is a pedigree.
Second, and this happened while doing my investigations of both Kelek and Skylla and BECMI related merchandise, I found that Kelek was featured a lot in the AD&D coloring books and in the D&D story books for kids.
In one, The Treasure of Time, Kelek is creeping on Charmay (the good magic-user, and subject of a crazy idea of mine) where he discovers a map to the "Treasure of Time". Long story (ok it is not that long) short, he finds the treasure and becomes young again, but loses all his knowledge of magic.
He is humiliated by Charmay who laughs at him while he cries.
The thought occurred to me. Here is a guy that obviously already has issues. Bullied by Venger, humiliated by Charmay, and wants nothing more than to be the Master of all Evil Magic according to his bio in the Shady Dragon Inn and has no problem destroying Skylla once he gets what he wants.
I have been watching a lot of the new Harley Quinn animated series lately where they have Doctor Psycho as a full-on misogynistic asshole. Further strengthens that Paul Dini connection (I know. He has nothing to do with that show, but there would have never been that show had it not been for Dini) and make Kelek the same. It's not a stretch really. Plus it also allows me to play with current politics in my game. Taking an old misogynistic white dude (and likely aging incel. he had to lure those unicorns in some way) and make him the bad guy in a situation were witches/women hold more power than he does and he wants.
I have not decided though if Skylla is working with him on this. Either he has promised her the High Witch Queen crown OR if he is manipulating her as well.
After his defeat at the hands of Charmay, a bitter Kelek had no choice but to go back to magic school and relearn everything. Only this time instead of a bright young man who had a friend (Ringlerun) with him, he is a bitter old-man in a young man's body. That also makes him extremely focused. He doesn't go for the types of fun that a young magic-school student might get into. Instead he is bitter, focuses 100% of time on his studies and plots of revenge. In the process, he sees "enemies" everywhere. Everyone is trying to stop him or mock him and he is SOOOO much smarter than these fools around him. It is easy to think of someone like this in real life. He hates his fellow students because they are so stupid in his mind. He hates his teachers because in his mind he has already done far more than they have. Every day that they have to teach him something he already knew long ago, but can't quite remember, is a stinging reminder of his defeat.
Why is Kelek going after the witches? Well he hates women and his old friend and enemy Ringlerun died of natural causes, robbing Kelek of the chance to kill him.
Sometimes I like to make villains that you can relate too. It's my Lex Luthor philosophy. Lex never thinks he is the villain, he is the Hero, and that flying abomination is the villain.
Kelek is just an asshole whose thoughts are so twisted in on themselves that he doesn't care if he is the villain or the hero, he is just going make everyone that laughed at him pay. No one will stop him because he is so much smarter than everyone around him.
And those types of villains are really fun to defeat.
Thieves get to start guilds, fighters get strongholds and clerics get to establish churches. Wizards get a tower. Seems a little weak if you ask me. But there are some good reasons.
The wizard in his* tower likely goes all the way back to Merlin if not before.
I do say "his" in this case since the archetypical wizard in the tower was always depicted as male. Witches get an even worse deal, relegated to just a hut or cabin.
So for a game steeped in medieval quasi-history and tropes, the fastnesses of the other classes make sense. As does the wizard tower.
The tower represents a sense of isolationism and separation from the rest of humanity. To reach the top takes work, takes effort.
Much like becoming a wizard in the first place.
There are also academic associations. We call institutions of higher learning the "Ivory Tower" not just for their remoteness and inaccessibility to the hoi polloi, but also a reflection of the inhabitants' distance from the affairs of the world.
The Tower (capital T) represents, in the physical, the "otherness" of the wizard.
It can also represent the hubris of the wizard as depicted in the Major Arcana of the Tarot. I always thought the Tower here was allegorical, like the Tower of Babel from the Abrahamic religions. "You can be powerful, but not too powerful."
I am not a map-maker. But in my spare-time (hahahahahaha) I have been picking at a tower that I might feature in one of my games. The top of the tower is for star-gazing and for magic that needs to be done under the sky. The tower also extends down to a lower chamber for darker magics. Maybe I'll make it part of my BECMI campaign I am planning. I do have the ground floor all mapped. There is a statue of a syncretized Ereshkigal-Hecate-Cardea guarding the doorways to the upper levels and lower levels.
Maybe I get my son to 3D print one for me.
"Every witch owns a clock. It is a special clock in that it never seems to be working until one night of the full moon every thirteen years. Then the clock chimes thirteen bells. Each full moon the clock chimes one less, counting down from thirteen. Until the night of the last full moon. During this time of the 13 Moons, the Witch Queens gather to choose a new Witch High Queen."
Still working on my War of the Witch Queens campaign.
I have the adventures picked out. I have some "Background noise." I think I even have my Big Bad figured out.
Now I just need my main NPCs. Thankfully HeroForge has me covered!
All my Witch Queens and a few extras.
Now I just need about $1,300* to get them all printed!
*Well...not really that much. I already have a few.
"You meet in an Inn..."
Or not. Meeting in an inn or tavern has to be one of the biggest clichés in Fantasy Gaming. I mean, yes it works, but it is certainly a bit of a lazy meeting anymore. But does that make it bad?
Lately, I have noticed, especially with on-line game streamers, that they take the cliché and are very tongue-in-cheek with it. I also think it is something that has largely been replaced by what is now called "Session Zero."
I like Session Zero. You get to meet all the characters as they are being rolled up and some backstory is given. Plus there are other house-keeping items that are covered such as what the game is about, any house rules, and what the limits are.
"Meet in an Inn" and "Session Zero" are not mutually exclusive, but they are both typical of the styles of games they usually start. "Meet in an Inn" is more common with old-school games and "Session Zero" with newer games. There is also one other factor they represent; expectations of character deaths.
"Meeting in an Inn" is often situated in a game where character death is a likely occurrence. Even though the archetype of this trope, the meeting of Strider in the Prancing Pony, resulted in all the participants surviving to the campaign's end.
"Session Zero" is usually associated with the understanding, either tacit or implicit, that the characters have a good chance of survival. There is often the aforementioned back story.
For my "Order of the Platinum Dragon" campaign, I did do the "you meet in an inn" scenario. Again the purpose of that campaign was to give my kids a "classic D&D" experience and I was not going to rob them of that.
For my "War of the Witch Queens" I have not figured out yet how the characters will meet. I know how they are going to get on the trail of the mystery, the murder of the Witch High Queen, but before that, I am still at a blank. But that is ok. There will be a Session Zero, so maybe we can all figure it out then. Although. I really have wanted an excuse to use The Shady Dragon Inn.
It would give me an excuse to use these two,
Groundbreaking in the frank portrayal of the sexual act as something to celebrate and enjoy. Also groundbreaking for its illustrations (and photographs at least in the 2008 version) and its place as part of the start of the sexual revolution.
I think what we need today is an equally revolutionary "Joy of D&D."
One might ask why we would need such a book. One could also ask why we need a Joy of Sex, but if nearly 30 years of studying (and three degrees in) psychology you would be surprised by how little people actually know about sex. Sure they can "do it" and have been since, well forever, but there is still much that people don't know.
People can ride a bicycle, but that does not mean they are ready for the Tour de France.
I am not talking about a book on how to play the game. We have those, the rulebooks from TSR/WotC. Or even a manual on how to run the game. I'll contend that the pinnacle of this is still the AD&D 1st Ed Dungeon Master's Guide.
No. In this case, I am talking about an easy to read book; a breezy sort of guide. Maybe even a collection of essays and personal stories mixed in with guidelines on not just how to play D&D (and I think D&D in particular) but also how to get the most enjoyment out of it. A Gourmet Guide to D&D and Roleplaying as it were.
And just like how Dr. Comfort's book broke free of the Puritanical notion that sex had to be done one way for one reason alone, this guide would break the notion that D&D has to be done way. Sure it can be a serious game, but it can also be light, breezy, and fun.
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| Both books serve the same purpose |
