No kidding.
My mom loves sci-fi and horror. When I started playing D&D back in the 80s she took one of my D&D books, I think it was the AD&D DMG, and she proclaimed "this is just mythology and math!" But she loved all the monsters and she had always loved telling all us kids stories about them.
Here is one of them!
She told us this story back when I was in sixth grade. I know that it is not 100% original, but it still thrilled us as kids. Though in my mom's defense, she never read any Clark Ashton Smith.
Gladyolus
Frequency: Very Rare
No. Enc.: 2-20 (5-100)
Alignment: Chaotic (Chaotic Evil)
Movement: 0' (0') [0"]
Armor Class: 9 [10]
Hit Dice: 1d8 (5 hp)
Attacks: 1 (blood drain)
Damage: 1d4+1
Special: Nag (see below), takes 2x damage from fire
Size: Small
Save: Monster 1
Morale: 12
Treasure Hoard Class: Nil
XP: 15
According to tales, the Gladyolus flower began not as a plant but as a woman named Gladys. Gladys was not a happy woman. She nagged her adult children, her friends, but most of all she nagged her husband. One day she was complaining about something when her husband finally snapped and he killed her. Seeing what he had done he decided to dig up his garden and bury Gladys in it.
The next spring the flowers he had planted grew, but all had Gladys' face and voice.
The nagging drove her husband to kill himself and the Gladyolus fed on the corpse.
The Gladoylus is a monstrous plant that feeds on the blood of warm-blooded creatures. Humanoids are its favorite source of food. The plant flower has the face of a woman. When encountering humanoid creatures each flower begins to talk to berate the creatures. On a failed save vs. Spells the creatures will wade into the plants to attempt to get them to be quiet. Once in the midst of the plants they will all begin to attack, up to 1d10 plants per round, doing 1d4+1 per plant.
The plants can't move and take double damage from fire.
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So I am solidifying my stat-block for this book. I am going to opt for Advanced Labyrinth Lord compatibility. This solves two really big issues. First, it gives a solid XP matrix to work with. Since LL is one of the most popular retro-clones on the market, this covers a lot of players. Second, it also gives me a Treasure Type/Horde Class that is easier to use and I don't need to invent my own.
I am still going to add Type, Frequency, and Size. But I don't think I am going use the size = different HD as I talked about last week. Adding Type, Frequency, and Size. is easy and won't detract too much on people's games. Changing HD type might be a bridge too far. So my current plan is to provide them as an Appendix. So this creature would be listed as: "Gladyolus, Small, 1d6 (4 hp)."
This is going to be a lot of fun!
Your mom sounds really cool! That's great that she came up with the tale of Gladys and told it to your 6th-grade self.
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