Friday, July 24, 2026

Weirdly World News: SATANIC LESBIAN WITCHES INVADE SALEM, ORE!

 What's on the tabloid news racks at your local grocery store in August of 1985? Jackson, IL is not ready for this! This is gold for my Jackson, IL NIGHT SHIFT Night World and Weirdly World News introduced in the Night Companion

SATANIC LESBIAN WITCHES INVADE SALEM, ORE! Is Middle-America Next? By Sean Ridire, Weirdly World News SALEM, ORE.: It was a strange affair at an Oregon state park, according to the police in Salem, Ore. Some 150 nude women were there for what witnesses described as a ceremony of a bizarre nature, complete with symbols they put down to Satanism. While authorities looked into claims that the women were fondling each other, officers have determined no law was transgressed. But occult specialists are cautioning that this is not just a West Coast phenomenon. They point to small towns in Middle America as potential hotbeds for secret covens to go about their business unobserved by the common man. With old cemeteries and woods on the edge of town, plus a rising vogue for witchcraft and local lore to add to the mystery, these places make for convenient cover. One has to wonder if the quiet hometown is next. Do not be fooled by appearances; the witch in your neighborhood may bear little resemblance to the stereotype. She could be the teacher or the housewife, or perhaps a college student, even the one who sits with your daughter in homeroom.

Article text.

SATANIC LESBIAN WITCHES INVADE SALEM, ORE! 

Is Middle-America Next?
By Sean Ridire, Weirdly World News
Chief Staff Writer

SALEM, ORE.: It was a strange affair at an Oregon state park, according to the police in Salem, Ore. Some 150 nude women were there for what witnesses described as a ceremony of a bizarre nature, complete with symbols they put down to Satanism. While authorities looked into claims that the women were fondling each other, officers have determined no law was transgressed.

But occult specialists are cautioning that this is not just a West Coast phenomenon. They point to small towns in Middle America as potential hotbeds for secret covens to go about their business unobserved by the common man. With old cemeteries and woods on the edge of town, plus a rising vogue for witchcraft and local lore to add to the mystery, these places make for convenient cover.

One has to wonder if the quiet hometown is next. Do not be fooled by appearances; the witch in your neighborhood may bear little resemblance to the stereotype. She could be the teacher or the housewife, or perhaps a college student, even the one who sits with your daughter in homeroom.

As it turns out, this is a true story!

Friday, August 9, 1985  Naked Witches  Salem, Ore.  Police say about 150 nude women fondled each other and joined in a ceremony involving the display of symbols associated with satanism at a state park, but no laws were broken.  Associated Press

Article text.

Friday, August 9, 1985

Naked Witches

Salem, Ore.

Police say about 150 nude women fondled each other and joined in a ceremony involving the display of symbols associated with satanism at a state park, but no laws were broken.

Associated Press

It was an article from 10 Aug 1985,  Red Deer Advocate(Red Deer, Alberta, Canada).

And confirmed by Wikipedia.

I mean. This is too good NOT to use in my Jackson, IL game. 

I can see each of my witch NPCs reading the article separately (by Aug 9, 1985; they have not met just yet).

Stephanie: "This is so stupid."
Larina: "There are so many inaccuracies with this article."
Faye: "Why don't they tell us where this is exactly?"

Some more background lore for Jackson, IL. Hat tip to former White Wolf game designer Kraig Blackwelder for digging this gem up.

1 comment:

  1. I recognise that journalist! 😂 Good, old Sean, reporting the hard truths the "MSM" refuse to touch 😂

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